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For every Jake Taylor, you get 1,000 of these … my favorite player of all time, Jack Parkman.

Really, I loved the guy. Well, at least I loved it when we beat his White Sox …

I’ll take that back. Parkman”s not a one in a thousand player… he’s just a bonafide one-of-a-kind ass who makes Nuke LaLoosh look like a Rhodes Scholar.

Taylor was a true professional — one of the best in the game before his knees gave out.

— Lou Brown, loubrown2009@gmail.com