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What if Ricky Vaughn had a 1989 Donruss baseball card?

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Ricky Vaughn was one of GM Charlie Donovan‘s greatest scouting projects ever.

But I’m just glad we got him some glasses.

I needed some, too, since I apparently can’t tell the difference between Nolan Ryan and Sandy Koufax on my office wall, but anyway …

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What if Jake Taylor had a 1989 Donruss baseball card?

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Jake Taylor was the glue that held my Indians together in 1988, and I don’t care what they say about his knees.

This guy is a star even if he was distracted chasing that former Olympic swimmer all around Cleveland.

He got the job done when it matters — and he gets my respect for leading the team in my absence in Major League II.

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What if I, Lou Brown, had a 1989 Donruss baseball card?

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My Cleveland Indians never got any respect, despite a pair of division titles and a couple of postseason runs.

And then we were broken up via free agency so Rachel Phelps could make a buck.

And the ultimate sign of disrespect is that we never appeared on any real baseball cards.

But what if I, Lou Brown, had a card? Well, I do — sort of.

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